Like Jack Sparrow. Then i could sail the seven seas and find treasures and command a crew and look into a telescope and steer a ship and not have to worry about studying or finding a respectable well paying job or feeling the need to live up to societys expectations.
Instead id be a badass motherfucking renegade that drinks rum from the bottle, woo mermaids/whores/manatees, and have a pet parrot. Id get to fight with cutlasses, shoot people with muskets, and make mutineers walk on a plank placed conveniently above a school of hungry sharks.
And best of all, id get to talk cool.
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