Saturday, 1 October 2011

I was cleaning the toilet when this song idea just popped out

Clean You

It's a saturday night
Im looking for something productive to do
Hey house
I think Im gonna clean you

Is it the plethora of flies
Or is it the dried orange juice?
Who cares really
I think Im gonna clean you

Well, Im an able bodied chap
And i hate coming back to a dirty home
So I wipe the toilet bowl
Put in a new roll

Empty out the cigarette ash
Got a bucket full of trash that needs to go
Sink of dishes n bowls
Youre in peril

The dust mites say no, no, no, no, no
The laundry say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And they've all got to go, go, go, go, go
A man that can do chores, is pretty sexy

'Cause it's a saturday night
Im looking for something productive to do
Hey house
I think Im gonna clean you

2 comments:

  1. I thought the title "I was cleaning the toilet and this idea just popped out" was pun intended. (thought it was going to be a song about pooping..)

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  2. rofl jeannie why so clever for?

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