Boyfriend for Sale!

- Brand new!
- In excellent condition!
- Includes all the features plus MORE!

Size: 172x50cm
Weight: 63kg
No battery or battery or recharging required, runs only on love!

Sad, lonely, in need of love?
Ever wanted your very own Boyfriend (TM) ??
Well now you can!
Our latest model is better than ever! Smart, charming, fun and nice!
Made with never before used technology that now allows for Intelligent Conversation (TM) !!!
Now also with state of the art exterior design!!
You'll be left smiling every day, or your money back guaranteed!!!

So what are you waiting for??
Pick up the phone now and dial 0800 BOYFRIEND to order yours today!!!
Order within the next 50 years and we will include free shipping!
Yes you heard right folks, thats FREE shipping!

But wait theres more!!!
The first caller will receive their very Boyfriend (TM) for NO COSTS AT ALL!
This is a deal too good to be missed!
So call now on 0800 BOYFRIEND and get your very own Boyfriend (TM) today!!!