Wouldn't it be funny/sad if these were acutally suicide notes

"i was curious."


"we were playing a game. its called "is there a god?""


"because no one's going to read this anyway"


"april fools!"


"i cbf this essay"


"he killed my SCVs"


"sorry about the mess"


"dinners in the fridge. p.s we're out of toilet paper"


"i wonder what would happen if I-"


"don't drink the milk. it nearly killed me"


"i can't log into tumblr"


"why doesnt anyone leik mudkips??!"


"hey, what does this button do-"


"LOL, just made you waste 5 seconds of your life reading this!"


"over my dead body!"


"you just got trolled"


"ugh, fucking noobs."


"life is like a game - i rage quit."


"i couldnt think of anything clever to say...ah well fuck it."


"meh."


"젠장, 난에 서툴다 starcraft 2"


"life is overrated"