If you display the following symptoms, you have been clubbing:
- you turned up fashionably late and missed the real party
- you spent more time outside than indoors
- you spent a fortune at the bar in hopes of getting tipsy enough to start dancing
- you ended up standing awkwardly in a small circle of people, or you're roaming around looking for small circles of people to awkwardly stand in
- you feel like shit the next day
- you most likely have work the next day
- loud people makes you wanna snap their necks and stab their unborn fetuses
- you vow to never go clubbing again
- you end up going clubbing again
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