Friday, 18 October 2013

How to summon the polaroid fairy

1. Be attractive
2. Be female
3. Have a birthday celebration (even if it's not your birthday)
4. Have lots of free food available
5. Call his name and he will appear with a brand new polaroid.

2 comments:

  1. *Correction*
    1. Be attractive... to Bobby. (i.e. make it onto Bobby's list)
    4. I paid for those damn Sals pizzas!... was not given food on other occasions
    5. You have to know the secret password

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  2. Sad are you saying some people visited by polaroid fairy were unattractive?

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