Women.

You're going to be my salvation.
You're going to be my demise.
Relinquish your power over me,
Free me from your vice.
A single smile can lift me up.
A single syllable can bring me down.
If you don't have a little mercy,
A life of loneliness, I am bound.
Will I ever find the key,
That unlocks your heart?
Or will you never cease
To tear me apart?
They say that men are from Mars,
And women are from Venus.
If we're truly different species,
What is the point of having a penis?
I would give you my everything,
I would give you my all.
Hell, I'd even give you my life,
Just to break your fall.
So please make it easier for the both of us.
All i need you to do is meet me halfway.
Our unnecessary suffering can easily be ended,
If you just say yes to our little date.

I feel like my parents don't have any expectations for me anymore

I don't know whether to feel happy or sad.
They seem to only chastise me out of necessity, merely so that i won't turn out a complete failure and end up dead in a gutter.
They no longer hold grand illusions of me making something of myself, but will be content as long as i have the means to put bread on my own table.
I feel like they've placed all the hopes and aspirations they've had for me onto my brother now.
I overheard them talking about sending my brother to a private school in the later stages of his highschool years.
"It better work. Wouldn't want to spend such a ridiculous amount of money and have him turn out even worse than his older brother", they murmured.
It makes me want to shout: don't give up on me yet! I'll show you all! I can still make something of myself!
But what good will it do? My grades, my behaviour, they all speak for themselves.
What happened to the bright, motivated, hardworking third form child that had such amazing aspirations to save the planet?
What happened to the intelligent, accelerated fourth former who had his whole future ahead of him?
Now i can't even bother putting my cans in the recycling bin.
What happened?
Have i been led astray?
Am i having a mid-life crisis way before my time?
I so desperately want to rekindle that spark, reignite the desire to achieve, to succeed, and to take out of life as much as i can so that i can give even more back.
I am wasting my potential, and i honestly and wholeheartedly believe in that.
But i feel as if im missing a key ingredient.
Missing someone.
Will i be able to walk this journey alone and still emerge victorious at the other end.
And if so, at what cost to my soul?
I guess only time will tell.

A meets B

My eyes pan the room, but its missing something, someone. Its missing you.

Instead of doing my assignment, i did this.

If you're feeling:

- dark
- depressed
- angry
- thoughtful
- moody
- suicidal
- hopeless

blog in Blogspot.


If youre feeling:

- happy
- sappy
- lighthearted
- nonchalant
- humourous
- carefree
- hopeful

blog in Tumblr.

This always cheers me up

Maybe in the next lifetime, i'll be the first you meet.

Lol, i should've gotten Eeyore. Guess it was meant to be.

Wouldn't it be funny/sad if these were acutally suicide notes

"i was curious."


"we were playing a game. its called "is there a god?""


"because no one's going to read this anyway"


"april fools!"


"i cbf this essay"


"he killed my SCVs"


"sorry about the mess"


"dinners in the fridge. p.s we're out of toilet paper"


"i wonder what would happen if I-"


"don't drink the milk. it nearly killed me"


"i can't log into tumblr"


"why doesnt anyone leik mudkips??!"


"hey, what does this button do-"


"LOL, just made you waste 5 seconds of your life reading this!"


"over my dead body!"


"you just got trolled"


"ugh, fucking noobs."


"life is like a game - i rage quit."


"i couldnt think of anything clever to say...ah well fuck it."


"meh."


"젠장, 난에 서툴다 starcraft 2"


"life is overrated"

Brobby tips #9

Procrastination is my worst enemy.

Brobby tips #8

Nike.

Brobby tips #7

Believe it or not, girls are attracted to guys who get A+s

Brobby tips #6

Learn to be more funny, witty and clever.
Girls dig that shit.

Brobby tips #5

I can't save everyone.

Brobby tips #4

I don't read enough.

Brobby tips #3

People arn't walking too fast.
I'm walking too slow.

Brobby tips #2

Always disagreeing won't make me seem like i have an opinion. It'll make me seem like an asshole.

Brobby tips #1

Theres got to be a reason why i'm still single.

Hey

They say its 5 centimetres per second.
The speed at which cherry blossom petals fall.

Yesterday

i had a dream.
I dreamt of my travels in china.
I dreamt that it was snowing again.
And i dreamt of you.

我不知道的事情

太多了。

我知道我即没有时间，也没有心思去学到世界上所有的奥秘和知识，或去了解所有个人之间的事非。

我虽然知道这些，可是我还是想去了解一切。

我渴望知识，厌烦无知。

即是我承受不了结果或着事实，我也想去理解。

因为我最厌烦的就是不知道，最恨的就是被欺骗。

太好奇了，我实在是太好奇了。

I miss momo

its where you go to have a good time,
where you can have a heart to heart,
where you get friends to spill the beans.
and best of all, the drinks aren't even alcoholic.

I give up on uni.

I give up on life.

Its just too hard.

Its not worth the effort anymore.

Fuck it.

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