My tenant's cat and I have the BEST conversations

A typical conversation between her and I:

*Me chilling at my window*
*Tenants cat paddles across the driveway*

Me: MEOW! meow meow meowww meow?
She pauses, looks up at me: Dude i have no idea what the fuck you just said.
Me: meow meow meow meoww :3
Her: You're an idiot.
*rolls eyes and walks off*
Her black friend: You know that guy?
Her: Nope.
Me: meow...