Happy birthday simon

simon smells
like bad bowels
he is homosexual
but call him special
or he will get hurt
and he will act curt
without explanation
not changing his expression
even if you tell a funny joke
he will sit there and sulk
at a desk on a computer
or sob quietly into his shower
he wants to eat
but the scales he must beat
money is his greatest enemy
he wont look twice at a penny
he wants to be a billionaire
but sadly life is unfair
he is easily distracted
assignments become protracted
even though they're easy
cause arts is just breezy
he loves to play basketball
but he drew the short straw
when he decided on a spree
to have a fight with a tree
and subsequently lost
and boy did it cost
but he has learnt his lesson
now he knows the reason
for his very existence
in this blog in this sentence
is because he is gay
and its his birthday.


i love you bro. no homo.
and have an awesome day today.