Brobby tips #1

Theres got to be a reason why i'm still single.

Hey

They say its 5 centimetres per second.
The speed at which cherry blossom petals fall.

Yesterday

i had a dream.
I dreamt of my travels in china.
I dreamt that it was snowing again.
And i dreamt of you.

我不知道的事情

太多了。

我知道我即没有时间，也没有心思去学到世界上所有的奥秘和知识，或去了解所有个人之间的事非。

我虽然知道这些，可是我还是想去了解一切。

我渴望知识，厌烦无知。

即是我承受不了结果或着事实，我也想去理解。

因为我最厌烦的就是不知道，最恨的就是被欺骗。

太好奇了，我实在是太好奇了。

I miss momo

its where you go to have a good time,
where you can have a heart to heart,
where you get friends to spill the beans.
and best of all, the drinks aren't even alcoholic.

I give up on uni.

I give up on life.

Its just too hard.

Its not worth the effort anymore.

Fuck it.

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